Oz tv show quotes
Destroying this box is supposed to be a pretty delicate operation. Essence of toad, twice-blessed sage, maybe that’s the toad ? OZ : Yeah, but, you know, since the best jazz is improvisational, we’d be going off in all directions, banging into floats. It’s not the music that’s hard, it’s the marching. Hey, you’re not doing jazz band this year ? Uh, now, you both kill vamps, and who could blame you, but, I’m, I’m wondering about your position on werewolves.įAITH : Hey, as long as you don’t go scratchin’ at me or humpin’ my leg, we’re five-by-five, you know ?įAITH : The vamps, though, they better get their asses to DEFCON ONE, ’cause you and I are gonna have fun, you know, Watcherless and fancy-free.įAITH : Didn’t yours go to England, too ?ĭebbie : Hi, Oz. OZ : Well, I’d be willing to bargain down to ’eccentric’ with an option on ’cool’. WILLOW : I’m trying to get to cute, really. WILLOW : Well, traditionally, you know, repeating a grade isn’t exactly a turn-on. OZ : Well, actually, I was pretty much banking on you finding it cute. How am I supposed to react to this rather alarming news ? WILLOW : Well, I know you had a lot of incompletes, but that’s what summer school was for. OZ : Well, actually, they’re kind of for me.
You came with books ? Are they books for me ? OZ : I, uh, I’m shot ! (takes his hand away briefly and chuckles) Y’know. WILLOW : He’s shot ! (to Oz) Are you okay ? OZ : (bumping into ghost-sheeted Willow) Oh ! I’m sorry. You’re just impressed by any pretty girl that can walk and talk.ĭevon : She’s an exchange student. Do you know how many girls you could have ? You’re lead guitar, Oz. I can’t discuss it here.ĭevon : You’re too picky, man. OZ : Well, it involves a feathered boa and a theme to ’A Summer Place’. Willow : I know it’s hard to accept at first.ĭevon : You gotta admit, the girl is hot !ĭevon : Let me guess : not your type ? What does a girl have to do to impress you ? Willow : Well, we don’t get cable, so we have to make our own fun. Oz : So, do you steal weapons from the Army often ? Oz : This is just the kind of sense thats.Not. OZ : "But you’re not a rat.so call it an upside." Now, I don’t know exactly what happened, but I was left with a very strong urge to hit you."īUFFY : "I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here." OZ : "I was on the phone all night, listening to Willow cry about you. XANDER : "’Kinda ? ! ?’ What was that for ?" WILLOW : "I’m sorry about how this ended up, with me shooting you and all." OZ : "Yeah, yeah, she’s acctually an evil mastermind. LARRY : "Oh, let me guess, that little innocent schoolgirl thing just, uh, an act, right ?" OZ : "Still not clear what I’m supposed to try." (pauses) Oh, I’m not gonna kiss you."īUFFY : "Try it !" (as she slams the poor boy up against the wall.)
Oz : "Sometimes, when I’m sitting in class-you know, I’m not thinking about class, ’cause that would never happen-I think about kissing you. Oz : "Hey, did everybody see that guy turn to dust ?" WILLOW : "You know, I never really thanked you." WILLOW : "You can still play the guitar OK ?"